Philosophies of the 20th Century

Philosphies of the 20th century

Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.
Anglicanism - They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
Facism - Give me your toys!
Atheism - There is no toy maker.
Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys. You go to hell if we catch you selling yours.
Amish - Toys with batteries are a sin.
B'Hai - All toys are fine.
Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Unitarianism - Play with the toys and feel good about it.
Hedonism - Let's play!
Baptists - You can play with your toys, just don't dance with them.
7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
Judaism - Every toy is important and precious; he who fixes the most toys wins

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