A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful women is one who can find such a man.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot, and not try to understand her at all.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman; before marriage and after marriage.
Married men live longer than single men.
Married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes -
no use two people remembering the same thing.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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